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'British jobs for British workers': Wildcat strikes spread over foreign workers shipped into the UK. Another Labour inspired 'Winter of Discontent'.

Warning from Asda: This milk bottle contains, er, milk. Oh for f**ks sake.

Silenced Christian soldiers: Sandhurst chaplain bans Creed 'so services won't offend minority religions'. Sack the bum.

Removing car wrecks with the dead still inside will ease congestion: 'Mad Mullah' police chief's latest idea. Bloody nutter.

This is why Britain is a failing nation. Heffer on the state of our education system.

Hamas must be brought into peace process, says Tony Blair. Confirmation of what a total wanker Blair is.

Tsvangirai risks all as he does deal with Mugabe on sharing power. He is just prolonging Zimbabwe's agony. Mugabe must be removed by force.

British troops in Helmand get extra helicopters at last. They need a lot more than 7.

Octuplets' Family Filed For Bankruptcy. and the rest.