Light News...

Meet the new girl at the White House (good job Clinton's not still President!) More 'internal' affairs.

One in five Lords is raking in the fees in Parliament 'cottage industry potentially worth millions'. A bunch of crooks and cronies. Bring back the hereditarys.

Father-of-three battered to death by drunken thugs... for refusing to hand over a £4 wine. Find them and hang them.

Diesel cash guzzlers: It can take 28 years for them to be cost-effective. More eco-nonsense unravelled.

Barack Obama tells Muslims 'Americans are not your enemy'. As if they give a s**t.

Zimbabwe summit 'agrees' Morgan Tsvangirai should be sworn in next month. Don't bet on it.

Tidal energy project 'will be funded by taxpayer'. What with? The piggy bank is empty.

Highway to heaven: motorist propelled 115ft into church roof. Wow. Pity it's not on video.