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Commentary: Bush saved 10 million lives. by Bill Frist.

Your home IS your castle: After years of leniency, top judge says burglars must face stiff sentences. About bloody time too.

£200bn to save banks from bad debt. F**k the banks. Let them use their pension funds if they need cash.

US punishes France with Roquefort tariff. Cheese wars! Stilton is far superior.

Mexico in danger of collapse, says US army. WTF?

Union chief Derek Simpson's secret deal over perks and pay rise. Effing Typical.

Hezbollah plots bloody vengeance. And they will get the same as Hamas.

Crunch 'cost Arabs $2.5 trillion'. Oh dear!

Pentagon sending Navy "Seabees" to Afghanistan.

£460m chopper chop-up. It is time that the MoD were sacked to a man. Gordon Brown should be dragged out to the ass end of Afghanistan and be left their to rot. He can find 200 billion for the banks yet he cannot find a penny for our military.

Why we should all buy a JCB. Clarkypoos on how to 'save' your money.

Probe into Accrington pensioner's death after bailiff visit over speeding fine. An effing disgrace.