Groan....

I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley. She said "Tenpin?"
I said, "No, permanent."

I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said "Analogue.?"
I said "No, just a watch."

I met the bloke who invented crosswords today. I can't remember his name,
it's P something T something R.

I phoned the local ramblers club today, but the bloke who answered just went on and on.

The recruitment consultant asked me "What do you think of voluntary work??
I said "I wouldn't do it if you paid me."


H/T Old Dude