Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
H/T Don Emslie
Wednesday 14 January 2009
AARP Humour....
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