AARP Humour....

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?

A: Tell him you're pregnant.


Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?

A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.


Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.


H/T Don Emslie