H/T Canis 61
Saturday 9 February 2008
Marine Gunnery Sgt. Michael Burghardt.............
Story here for those of you who haven't already seen it. No apologies for the fact that the story is a couple of years old.
H/T Shelly
Lingerie Buyers Guide - Chloe Jones
If video does not work in the US go to You-Tube and put Lingerie Buyers into search.
News....
Sharia law row: Archbishop is in shock as he faces demands to quit. He should visit Shrewsbury where it is still legal to shoot a welshman with a longbow during the hours of darkness.
The car you can't crash... because laser sensor will slam on the brakes (of course, it's a Volvo). Sounds like a challenge. The Top Gear boys will have to have a crack at this...
Wellington the Conqueror: Guide book blunder puts Duke at the Battle of Hastings. Had he been there we wouldn't have lost!!
'Feral' yob who killed trucker with a concrete missile jailed for just three years. Hang the scum!
Vladimir Putin heralds start of 'new arms race'. Is it me or is Putin an asshole?
The Sun Also Sets. Al Gore will not like this one bit!!!! Looks like things may be about to get a bit nippy!
James May: Summer house blues. When is a shed not a shed?
Soldier's kindness gives strays a new life. Ahhhh..
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Installing a Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support, last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance-- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operatedflawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirableprograms such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashesthe system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but tono avail.
What can I do? Signed, Desperate
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Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: "I Thought YouLoved Me.exe" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install theGuilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 shouldthen automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5 But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus inthe background that will eventually seize control of all your systemresources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. Theseare unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limitedmemory and cannot learn new applications quickly.You might consider buying additional software to improve memory andperformance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck, Tech Support
H/T Shelly
Friday 8 February 2008
For all the guys who are away from home...
John Michael Montgomery - Letters From Home
H/T Pete Hurrell
Electile Dysfunction:
The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for president put forth by either party in the 2008 election year.
Why do we have such a bad crop of politicians here and over there? Was Churchill a one off?
There are 60 million Brits who could do with some help over here...
Armed Sleeping Giant, Do Not Disturb.
1 Billion liberated since 1942.
We kick ass and chew gum.
Little Susie comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.. 'Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish,' she asks, 'will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?'
Susie's father thinks a bit, then says, 'No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?'
'Osama Bin Laden,' she says.
Her father asks in shock, 'why Osama Bin Laden?'
'Well,' she says, 'I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then, he'd start going all over the place telling everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore.'
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride....'Susie, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard.'
'I know,' Susie says, 'and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the shit out of him.'
Brief News....
Labour turns down the Queen's plea for £3million to repair palaces. Don't worry Ma'am, Labour will be gone soon.
Cleric Abu Hamza to appeal against extradition. Appeal rejected!! Stick him on the next C5 going Stateside.....via the Gitmo 'Immigration' Center for this asshole.
Prince Charles hires a lavish yacht to cut costs. And what a yacht. Good Old Charles he has great taste in boats.
Rural police budgets to be slashed by millions. What rural police? Our Post Office is now where you go to report crime!!!
International monitors pull out of Russian poll. So Putin's pal wins.
Viagra renders fighter pilots a potent force. Who needs Viagra when they have soldiers that look like this?
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WHAT I HAVE LEARNED AS I MATURED
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.
I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big weenie or huge boobs.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished.
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
H/T Nebraska Bob
A Spot of Blarney....
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.
He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"
She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news.My husband passed away last night."
The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible.Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"
She says, "That he did, Father."
The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary? "
She says, "He said, 'Please Mary, put down that damn gun...' "
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A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing.
The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there.
Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.
The drunk mumbles, "Ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either!"
H/T Pete Hurrell
Thursday 7 February 2008
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WTF......not in my bloody country.
Sharia law in UK is 'unavoidable'. Rowan Williams is unfit to hold any position in the Church. Anyone got a spare stake and some kindling?
Any Muslem who does not recognise British Law should be deported.
Snapped Shot has more.
Thought for the Day....
As we are now using Genetics to provide food, combat diseases and control pests, how long is it before someone develops a Genetic weapon. We are looking at a virus that will only kill people of a Chinese disposition or short people or even blondes!!! I bet somewhere in a 'government lab' someone is working on something like this. Let's just hope it is us doing the research!!!
News......
Bloated, spineless EU is blind to danger from Islamo-Nazis. I think this nails it on the head!!!
Britain's benefits generation: State handouts now a 'way of life for six million'. Time to stop the scroungers!!!
Thousands of gypsy children brought to Britain to work as pickpockets, warns MP. Just how hard is it to secure a bloody island?
'Greedy' banks push up mortgage rates. Once again our economy is put at risk by greedy bloody bankers. I hate them!!
Warren Buffett blames banks for meltdown. The banks should be held accountable for any damage they cause to the economy. Let's start by pegging mortgage, credit-card and overdraft rates at 2% above base.
I was beaten in Zimbabwe, says Simon Mann. Mugabe needs a good beating followed by a lynching!!
Nato members likely to ignore pleas to share burden in Afghanistan. Those members not prepared to pull their weight should be booted out of NATO and new members who are prepared to fight allowed in.
Site of the Year so far.....
YouStrip and yes it is a tad NSFW!!!
WARNING: Do not look at this site if you had plans for the rest of the day!!
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Wednesday 6 February 2008
Despite the Media and the Democrats best attempts.....we did the right thing.
Two young Iraqi boys give a thumbs up as a convoy of U.S. Army Soldiers from Alpha Company, 1st Battalion, 15th Infantry Regiment, 3rd Heavy Brigade Combat Team, 3rd Infantry Division passes by on the way to conducting a joint clearing operation with Concerned Local Citizens in Dura’iya, Iraq, Jan. 28, 2008. (U.S. Army photo by Sgt. Timothy Kingston) 
My heart goes out to all those who have lost friends and family in Iraq and Afghanistan. This war is going to last a long time and will move from the present theaters to others, but if Christianity and Civilisation is going to exist we must continue to fight the long fight and persevere because the alternative is chaos and oblivion.
H/T Mark Scott
A great piece of kit.....
...sadly the Royal Navy won't have these babies operational for at least a decade. We should ignore the VSTOL version and buy the full monty. All we need to do is build bigger carriers, better still buy a couple from the US who still know how to build a decent sized flat-top. The British arms industry is a joke and is incapable of delivering anything on time and on budget. Let's stop building Euro-crap and buy straight from source in the US. The so called skilled labour in the British Defence Industry can do maintenance etc. Except building subs because we still can do that bloody well. We should only pay for kit that arrives on time, on budget and that works.
You couldn't make it up.....
Woman faces trial over apple core. Just what are the priorities in this country?
Airstrike on Taliban-compound....worth the wait.
3 500 pounder's dropped by the USAF for British Troops
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