I went to see a urologist the other day. Turned out to be a female.
Best looking woman I ever saw..truly sexy.
She told me I had to stop masturbating.
I asked why?
She said "Cause I am trying to examine you"
H/T Shelly
Sunday, 21 December 2008
Trip to the Urologist..........
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I have an optometrist who is built like Lindsay Lohan in a Wonderbra. I hate that machine that lets her try different prescriptions while I read an eye chart. It's designed so you can only see the eye chart. She leans close to adjust it and I know her zeppelins are close enough I could lay my head between them... but the machine is in the way!
So I have that distraction, I'm fighting the temptation to just start grabbing blindly, I'm trying not to read the next line down as "T I T T Y" and I'm trying to adjust my clothing unobtrusively.
And my next appointment isn't until summer.
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