I have an optometrist who is built like Lindsay Lohan in a Wonderbra. I hate that machine that lets her try different prescriptions while I read an eye chart. It's designed so you can only see the eye chart. She leans close to adjust it and I know her zeppelins are close enough I could lay my head between them... but the machine is in the way!
So I have that distraction, I'm fighting the temptation to just start grabbing blindly, I'm trying not to read the next line down as "T I T T Y" and I'm trying to adjust my clothing unobtrusively.
I have an optometrist who is built like Lindsay Lohan in a Wonderbra. I hate that machine that lets her try different prescriptions while I read an eye chart. It's designed so you can only see the eye chart. She leans close to adjust it and I know her zeppelins are close enough I could lay my head between them... but the machine is in the way!
ReplyDeleteSo I have that distraction, I'm fighting the temptation to just start grabbing blindly, I'm trying not to read the next line down as "T I T T Y" and I'm trying to adjust my clothing unobtrusively.
And my next appointment isn't until summer.