Tech Support......

Tech support: 'What kind of computer do you have?'
Female customer:'A white one...'
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Tech support: 'Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.'
Customer: 'Your left or my left?'
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Tech support: 'Good day. How may I help you?'
Male customer: 'Hello... I can't print.'
Tech support: 'Would you click on 'start' for me and...'
Customer: 'Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates.'
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Customer: 'I have problems printing in red...'
Tech support: 'Do you have a colour printer?'
Customer: 'Aaaah....................thank you.'
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Tech support: 'What's on your monitor now, ma'am?'
Customer: 'A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at Woolies.'


H/T Rodney