The Sunday Best....

Man, 50, accused of using squirt gun to spray fox urine on teen pranksters. Great idea. Let's try it on Brown. Tally Ho.

The sea eagle, extinct in Britain, could soar again over Norfolk. Cool.

Hilary Benn: The UK should not look solely to British farmers to feed the nation. Wanker! Britain must be self-sufficient food production. We should only import those foods that we cannot grow here.

Army hit by crisis as hundreds of troops quit to save marriages. You can hardly blame them. Labour has cut our forces too much. Not enough troops or kit to go round.

General Gordon does a Churchill (But Winston's enraged grandson says: 'you aren't fit to lick his boots'). Brown is a disgrace. If he were a horse he would be shot.

It's the only new steam train in 40 years...Nice to know we can still make something.

Nude Virgin Mary cover prompts Playboy apology. Some people are too sensitive.






















£130 million refurbishment bill for Jack Straw's new offices. Why do we continue so show surprise at stuff like this? We know what a bunch of worthless pricks Labour are.

Mumbai attacks: How Indian-born Islamic militants are trained in Pakistan. Most 'terrorists' seem to be trained in Pakistan at the moment.

Why Eurocrats believe that No to EU treaty is the Irish for Yes. They will not stop until they get their way. They need to be chopped down to size.

Pakistan 'linked to 75% of all UK terror plots', warns Gordon Brown. So why don't we ban flights from Pakistan?

Senate scandal snares Obama’s chief aide. Fact: Democrats are dishonest and always have been.

Silenced - the sharpest voice against Mugabe. And still we do nothing.

























The Clarkypoos Bit

The BBC’s letting loonies gag me with mink knickers.

Volvo XC60.

and James May

Why men are so keen to mess up the kitchen.