The Sunday Best....

Irish brothers hit big time with Obama. Nice of the Times to catch up with us. They are only 9 months behind.

Jules is in the Doghouse.

Arthur's Man of the Month. Geert Wilders!

Axe attack soldier in rehab nine hours a day. An amazing story of a brave guy.

Mrs Speaker axed from State banquets: Off Queen's guest list after snubbing nine invitations. She should axe the speaker as well.

Moles row deepens: Cabinet 'traitor' behind Tory bid to prove Brown guilty of sleaze. As if we need proof!

Keeping Poultry and Rabbits on Scraps... The bestselling book returns for the credit crunch. A welcome return for grow your own.

Falkland Islands to be left without warship. A f**king disgrace. Brown has systematically wrecked the Royal Navy. The bastard should be keel-hauled.



















First Russian warship uses Panama Canal since 1944. More posturing by Putin and that prick Chavez.

Fighting bear advert voted funniest of all time.





Pantomime horses banned because of health and safety. Oh for f**ks sake.

Welfare mothers to be forced to work. About time too.

Admirals walk the plank after Iranian humiliation. Good. It was a disgraceful episode. Government Ministers should also go.

Head of Royal Navy threatens resignation over push to scrap Harriers. If anything we need more Harriers. We must increase defence spending.

Clinton builds loyalist empire. Obama's enemy within. This is going to get messy.

Battle for Zimbabwe’s blood diamonds. Mugabe's days are numbered. The troops will not support him for much longer.


and the Clarkypoos bit

Sorry, worms, you won’t be getting a piece of me.

Vauxhall Insignia 2.8 V6. An adequate way to drive to hell

And Little Jimmy May

The perfect Bond car