News.....

Inmate suing Prison Service after injuring himself in failed escape bid Time to put some of these 'crooked' lawyers out of business.

Council sues former chief executive for £750,000 over misleading job application. Exactly how many of our 'public' officials are fit for purpose? In a nutshell, none. If they had any true ability they would be in the private sector.

15,000 teachers go sick EVERY day (and it's blamed on stress and ministerial meddling). If they are that sick get rid of them.

We'll investigate complaints over Edward dog 'attack' says RSPCA. Only because they are hell bent on banning shooting.

Council disregard objections of 3,000 residents to traveller site as 'they are racist'. No they just don't want a bunch of thieving Dids in their village.

£5.7bn scramble to pay off home loans: Worried families making record mortgage repayments. More bad news for what's left of the High Street.

Somalia faces more turmoil as official president resigns. President of what exactly?

National Archives: James Callaghan's despair at Britain's defences against possible Soviet attack. Thanks to our politicians we now have no defences.

North Korea's Kim Jong-il cheered at concert appearance, state media reports. A credit to the skills of his taxidermist!!!

Tony Blair to visit Middle East in attempt to broker peace. That should guarantee all out war!

Iraq death toll plummets. Who was it who voted against the surge?

‘Prepare to be bombed’: calls mark the start of psychological campaign in Gaza. 'Telesales' finally have a purpose.

New Weapon Against Hippies: Wi-Fi. Nice one.