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Amateurs Try Genetic Engineering at Home. Not sure this is a good idea!!

Outrage as Channel 4 lets Iranian ruler give 'offensive' alternative Christmas message. The bitch responsible is Dorothy Byrne. The Foreign Office must have OK-ed this and therefore Brown.






Teachers banned from using 'confrontational' red ink in case it upsets children. And you wonder why Britains education system is in meltdown.

Teacher criticises 'can't touch' culture after being throttled by pupil as colleagues looked on. We must restore discipline in our schools. If it involves tasering the little s**ts all the better.

Average person will soon have two mobile phones. Only two!

'Text-messaging elephants' save farmers' fields. Would that be a 'trunk call'!!!

Fears for Zimbabwean activists accused of coup plot against Robert Mugabe. Let's start the New Year on a positive note, by killing the bastard.

China sends unemployed graduates to teach countryside peasants in 'Mao policy'. So a bunch of modern living kids are going to the seriously backward countryside to tell that them being poor is good. The Chinese peasantry are already getting restless over land ownership, this could be the spark to set things off.

Mystery as dozens of public artworks vanish. So the Foreign Office are thieves as well as traitors.

China sends navy to fight Somali pirates. And to increase their presence in Africa.