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Blind man's guide dog barred from restaurant for offending Muslims. Oh f**k Islam.

British Prison Bans Crucifix From New Chapel to Avoid Offending Muslim Inmates. Christianity had better start fighting back.

Efficiency drive cost tax payers millions. Everything the government does gets screwed up and costs us millions. Yet again no-one will pay for this mess with their job.

Britain faces worst recession in living memory, Cabinet minister Tessa Jowell admits. And who's fault is that? She rivals Jacqui Smith as the most stupid slapper in government.

Boost for homebuyers as Brown attacks 'nasty' Tories. More creative accounting from Brown. Using taxpayers money to help taxpayers!!! Why not get rid of the taxes and let people spend their own money. We tend to better at it than the government.

Zimbabwe air force head 'wounded'. Well it's a start. How long before Mugabe gets the message and flees.

Gold-plated pensions fiasco: 100,000 NHS and armed services personnel overpaid for decades face cut. More Whitehall incompetence. The senior civil servants should be sacked. But they won't be.

British Scout leaders forced on five-day trek through jungle after hippo sank canoe. Now they know why the Scout's motto is 'Be Prepared'.

SAS deaths 'less likely' if forces properly equipped. The government should be charged with 'corporate manslaughter' for sending troops into battle with out the right kit. Brown must be made to pay for his betrayal of our forces.

Zimbabwe cholera deaths soar to 978. It is getting worse.

Alexander Litvinenko murder suspect says traitors should 'be exterminated'. The KGB is back in the murder business.

US accuses Britain over military failings in Afghanistan. Brown is fighting a war on the cheap. Our lads are the best but need much more support from the government. We must double the size of our army because this war isn't going away.

Robert Mugabe threatens Botswana for ‘plotting to overthrow him’. He is toast. It is no longer if but when he gets ousted.

Forget naked jam makers - prisons are the surprise calendar hit for 2009. Not amongst our readers.

Thief stole police car after arrest. Like to see Plod explain that one.

Mumbai attackers also 'thieves'. Thieving murdering scum.