News....

Just ONE euro to the pound: Cost of European holidays soar as sterling sinks to 18-year low. Brown hasn't a clue what he is doing.

This field belongs to Jim! Farmer carves his name in giant letters on snow-covered field with a slurry spreader. He should have written 'Brown is a c**t'.

Which reminds me of this story.
'I also despair at those who complain about low-flying RAF jets. One farmer in Wales became so fed up with the sound of the man-made thunder that he wrote “piss off Biggles” on the roof of his house. Happily, every flyboy went over there for a look-see.' from Clarkypoos.



















The £1.75m freeloaders: Squatters take over King Edward VII's Brighton mansion. Nothing a spot of tear gas won't cure.

A gun in granny's post... rifle meant for a police HQ gets lost lost in the mail. I would have kept it.

Santa doesn't exist: What a blundering teacher told her tearful class of seven-year-olds. Sack the bitch.

Marking in red pen 'can damage students'. measures dismissed as "kooky, loony, loopy lefty" by opposition politicians.

Nazis drew up secret plans for Kamikaze bomb plane to attack Britain. Tut tut. Just not cricket.

BBC merger plan to prevent Channel 4 from going bust. Why not sell both off. They are both blatantly liberal. Only about 10% of their output is worth watching.

5,000 US troops to help British with Taleban stalemate in Afghanistan. We need all the help we can get. We also need to reverse all the troop cuts since 1990.

Women refuse to be silenced by Robert Mugabe. Good girls.

Lawyers march as more dissidents are snatched in Zimbabwe. The masses are starting to rise up. It's only a matter of time now.

Cholera is 'S African disaster'. The only way to stop the spread is to get rid of Mugabe.

B&Q staff trash hotel at Christmas party. If the rumours a right it will be their last one. B&Q is heading the same way as Woolworths, MFI and Focus.