News...

‘We thought we were safe... then CNN stepped in!’. Once again the media have helped terrorists, for the sake of being first with the news.

Thailand's prime minister is banned from office by court. Let's try that over here.

Labour accused of plotting 'political stitch up' to save Speaker Michael Martin. The Tories should physically chuck Martin out.

Heads FINALLY roll over Baby P . . . but will arrogant social services boss get a hefty pay-off? She should be fired and stripped of her pension.

Counsellor sacked for refusing to give sex advice to gay couples because it was 'against his Christian beliefs'. Pathetic.

Ordeal of the 100 starving St Bernards abandoned at a kennels. Throw the owner in a cell and leave him there. No food or water for a month.

Pirates attack cruise ship off Somali coast. I think the Royal Marines would like a cruise!

Unknown son emerges as contender to take over from Kim Jong-il. The Die-nasty continues.

Mumbai attacks: Jews tortured before being executed during hostage crisis. We must never show mercy to terrorists.

Walrus plays the saxophone. Cool.

Mob runs riot as Zimbabwe runs out of water. Mugabe is running out of time. Let's hope the mob gets hold of him and his wife.

President Yushchenko seeks warmer links with Moscow as Nato hopes cool. NATO could blow this and allow Putin to start putting the Soviet Bloc back together.

Muslim graveyard refuses to bury terrorists in Mumbai. Throw them into the sewers where they belong.