Light News...

Ay Caramba! Mexican beauty queen caught in an SUV full of suspected gangbangers.

Local teens claim pranks on county's Speed Cams. This could catch on.

Probe into cosmetic surgeon who 'powered his 4x4 with his patients' excess flab'. Now that is different.

Firefighters told to take down their Christmas lights ... because they're a 'fire hazard'. Oh for f**ks sake.

UK economy suffers its biggest slump for 18 years. Nothing like scaring the crap out of people.

Is there nothing that can be done to free Zimbabwe of Robert Mugabe? Try a bullet.

Public buildings ranked among worst carbon emitters. And they lecture us.

Parents of airmen killed in Nimrod crash in legal battle with Defence Secretary. About time the MoD were held to account for their constant failings.

Plum pudding for one: solitary colonel who flies flag for Britain in far-off land. Poor sod.