Light News....

Police called to 10,000 violent cases in schools in a year. That's what happens when you give up proper discipline. Bring back the cane.

Police failing to investigate 40% of crimes - because they are too hard to solve. No wonder crime is on the increase.

Online retailers prepared for £100m sales blitz with 5million planning to login on Christmas Day. Another nail in the High Street coffin.

Putin's Christmas present for West... a threat to Europe's gas supply, missiles for Iran and law to let him be president again. The guy is a bloody nutter.

Brown bounce over, new poll shows. The sooner we get rid of him the better.

Families to be warned by text message in the event of a nuclear disaster. If they are that close methinks they may have already noticed.

Soldiers beheaded as Mexican drug cartels step up terror to protect $15bn-a-year trade. Mexico is becoming a mess.

East Timor on brink of anarchy admits UN. That's what happens when the UN are involved.

Electric shock: green Prius fails to pay its way. Probably cos it's crap.

US drones kill seven in Pakistan attack. The Taleban are no longer safe in Pakistan.