Light News...

Iraqis who 'executed' British soldiers CAN face war crimes trial, judge rules. Shortly to be followed by the hangman.

'Zimbabwe will remain mine and Africa won't dare oust me,' boasts Mugabe. Famous last words...

Pictured: Desperate Chinese sailors fight off Somali pirates with beer bottles and Molotov cocktails. How hard can it be to track the pirates?

Secret of the Lusitania: Arms find challenges Allied claims it was solely a passenger ship. So the passengers were gun nuts.

Villagers shoot down advertising balloon over country park. Nice one.

New Routemaster a step closer as Boris Johnson unveils winning designs. Great to see these buses making a comeback to London.

French Army turns to reality TV for new recruits. Oh dear.

Russian warships return to Havana for first time since Soviet era. More of Putin's willy-waving.

Gordon Brown's behaviour is simply immoral. Heffer rips into Brown.

Australia opens controversial asylum centre on Christmas Island. Great idea. We could use South Georgia.

MoD 40 Years Behind With Projects. A bloody disgrace. Contractors must be held to account for the overruns.

Ecstasy over G spot therapy. Some researchers have all the fun!