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Armour: It's alive. Why don't we have this?

Iron Man Is Jewish. Or this.

Postmen sabotage Christmas: 'Cynical' union orders strike on the busiest day of the year. Trotskyite Rabble. Any postman that goes on strike should be sacked. The way the economy is going there will be plenty of people willing to replace them.

Manchester voters give a resounding NO to Britain's biggest congestion charging zone. Did they really think that people would vote yes!

Man told to wait 11 years for knee replacement. The NHS is an expensive joke.

CV-22s Complete 1st Operational Deployment. Something else we won't get.

Jacqui Smith warns of influx of Zimbabwean refugees into Britain in wake of cholera epidemic. Zimbabwean are more welcome than Jacqui Smith and her ilk.

Bomber Command Memorial Fund reaches £750,000. Great news. A memorial is long overdue.

Mugabe claims cholera was released by the British. Will someone kindly shoot the nutter.

Emergency rescue plan for British motor industry. What motor industry? It's all owned by foreigners.

SAS to take on Taleban 'decapitation' mission after leaving Iraq. Go get 'em.

Victims of Zimbabwean diamond crackdown to be dumped in mass grave. Need anymore reasons why we should send in troops.

Secret rocket-ball weapon may be effective against WMD facilities. Cor!