Light News...

Don't mention the economy! Diplomatic war erupts as Germans savage Brown's 'reckless' recovery plan. It seems that Jerry is now the official opposition in the UK because the Tories are doing f**k all.

Jacqui Smith boasts about knife crime crackdown... but where are the figures to prove it? She is the mostdishonest of all the ministers, and that is no mean achievement.

Gordon Brown 'target of suicide bomb attack'. Who would want to kill dear old Gordon?

Robert Mugabe claims 'there is no cholera' in Zimbabwe. He is doomed.

Secret 'EU President' talks begin as Ireland agrees to vote again. Once again the Bastards in Brussels try to 'conquer' Europe through the back door.

Taleban tax: allied supply convoys pay their enemies for safe passage. WTF!!!!

Armed Services take first big hit in public spending. Once again our forces are betrayed by the REMFs at the MoD and the socialist scum running Britain.

Allies seek power to pursue Somali pirates on land and sea. F**k the UN. Just go after them.