10 things you learn from sex videos....

1. Women wear high heels to bed.

2. Men are never impotent.

3. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

4. Women always orgasm when men do.

5. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.

6. All women are noisy f**ks.

7. Double penetration makes women smile.

8. Nurses love to suck patient's cocks.

9. Women never have headaches.

10. Men don't have to beg.