The Sunday Best....

Obama backs crackdown on tax havens. Hand's off our havens.

New shock for Radio 2 fans: After the Russell Brand furore, now Ken Bruce faces the chop. You can't get rid of Ken Bruce. He is brilliant.

DVLA still sell your data without checks as 30,000 requests a month bypass vetting system. This must be stopped right now.

Two-mortgages Prezza: How credit crunch will lose John Prescott £200,000 on luxury London flat. Ahhh, poor little Prezza!!!

Severe weather warning as tornado threatens to batter UK. We already get tornados, albeit little ones so what's the fuss.

Report identifies UK terrorist enclaves. Round them up and boot them out.

Helen Clark, New Zealand's PM, ousted by wealthy investment banker John Key. A great result. Well done Kiwis.

French immigrants must learn La Marseillaise says Nicolas Sarkozy ally. So they should. Immigrants to Britain must learn to speak English, pledge allegiance to the Queen and have 'Rule Brittania' tattooed on their bum!!

Robert Mugabe's advisers tell him to hand control of police to opposition. If he obeys which I doubt, he will still control the police.

Fagin’s army of Romanian children earns gang millions in UK. Which idiot let them in?

Fire on Russian nuclear sub leaves 20 dead. Fairly standard for Russian subs.

the Clarkypoos bit......

Into the breach, normal people, and sod the polar bears. When Donald Trump has finished his awful golf course, Scotland will look even more stupid than his hair.

Racing Green Jaguar XKR 475

and James May

Who needs a Pagani Zonda?