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Rooskie Missiles on the Polish Border. and Rooskie subs in the Gulf of Mexico.

Omerica. Jules on the Future.

Breakdown of demographics reveals how black voters swept Obama into White House. With a little help from the media.

MoD pays £2.4m to a wounded Kosovan... EIGHTEEN times what a British soldier got after losing both legs. Disgusting.

Debt-ridden farmer 'murdered his wife by running her down with tractor to claim £400,000'. Murder by Massey!

'It's awful - Why did nobody see it coming?': The Queen gives her verdict on global credit crunch. Most people with half a brain cell did, your Majesty. Sadly Mr Brown is an idiot.

Grant to save wartime code-breaking centre Bletchley Park from ruin. Good. Without Bletchley we may not have won the War.

Internet black boxes to record every email and website visit. Ok techies how do we nobble this one?

Tornado: the first steam train in Britain for 50 years. Back to the steam age.

President Dmitri Medvedev orders missiles deployed in Europe as world hails Obama. Does Barack have the balls to face them down. Think not.