The Sunday Best....

The £35billion gamble: Treasury locked in take-over talks with crisis-hit banks. The taxpayers will be the losers.

Bodies of the dead not being buried in echo of Winter of Discontent as effects of credit crunch spread across Britain. I thought Brown was looking a bit pale.

Haider, the square-jawed darling of Austria’s Far Right, dies in car horror. Accident?

Defra admits losing 20,000 cows in Britain. How the f**k do you lose 20,000 cows. Only the government could manage this.

Robert Mugabe hands key ministries to his Zanu-PF party. If you want to save Zimbabwe Mugabe and his cronies must be killed.

Somali pirates attack two more ships in Indian Ocean. Serious action is required to stop this.

Market trader 'in shock' at conviction for selling fruit and veg by the pound. Pathetic.

Peter Mandelson joins richest Russian on his superyacht. He always has been dodgy as hell.

Taliban leader killed by SAS was Pakistan officer. Just proves that Pakistan cannot be trusted.

Bush troop surge to stem rise of Taliban. Let's hope it works.

the Clarypoos bit

Play it my way, kids, and you’ll save rock’n’roll.

Cadillac CTS-V. He likes it.

James May: I fought the law... riding through London without a helmet.