The Sunday Best....

The farm chickens come home to roost. A Zimbabwe land grabber gets a taste of her own medicine.

City Council advises letting thieves have their way. How effing stupid are these people.

Iraqi Security Forces Order of Battle: October 2008 update. by DJ Elliott

Blunkett set to return to Cabinet as Mandy wrecks Miliband's leadership bid. The crooks and cretins are back.

Free: The headmaster's killer we cannot deport in case we breach his right to a 'family life'. And you wonder why we need the death penalty restored.

War in Afghanistan 'cannot be won', British commander warns. Prat. All we have to do is wipe them of the face of the earth by any means necessary.

Sarah Palin: Barack Obama 'palling around with terrorists'. Good girl.

Cheerleaders are risking serious injury and death to support their teams. But it is worth it!

Police spend eight minutes an hour on beat. That many!

Government will spy on every call and e-mail. Are they now. George Orwell was way off the mark, soon we will need government permission to take a dump.

Britons accused over roadside bomb network. Hunt them down and kill them.

Somali pirates vow to stand and fight. Then they will die.

Hillary Clinton praises Sarah Palin. Hee hee. The Clintons are not going to let go of their White House plans yet.

Relentless Taliban just keep coming. And they keep on dying. We must hit them at their bases in Pakistan. What other reason is there for MOAB.

British Ambassador Sir Nigel Sheinwald called Barack Obama 'liberal'. I prefer 'F**King Commie'.


The Clarkypoos bit....

Fingers on buzzers, you bunch of ignorant twerps. The crappiness of British TV.

Chrysler Sebring Cabriolet 2.7 V6. I don't think he likes it.

..and a spot of May

James May: One helmet law for all