News....

'Worst financial crisis in human history': Bank boss's warning as pound suffers biggest fall for 37 years. The media do love to panic people.

Islamic courts cleared to deal with family and divorce disputes as Government endorses sharia. WTF!!

The £1 pub meal: Struggling landlord beats credit crunch by selling value dinners. Good honest grub.

Lord Mandelson admits public were misled over relationship with Russian oligarch. Lying sleazy c**t. He has no place in British politics.

Iran's president under pressure amid poor health rumours. Imadinnerjacket is not a well boy!!

Barack Obama breaks from campaign to be with ill grandmother. You can guarantee she will not survive. Nothing like a dead granny to win a few votes.

French accuse English of war crimes and exaggeration over Agincourt. Bad losers the Frogs.

Red faces over yellow line fiasco. How do people this stupid get employed?