Light News...

WWII pilot buried 64 years late. Peace at last.

Survivor of U-boat attack is laid to rest in sunken battleship in which 800 of his comrades died. A fitting resting place.

Airport admits 'strip search' body scanners WILL show people naked. I suppose they will want 'volunteers' to man the machines.

Government unveils 'Big Brother' plan: Now they want to snoop on every phone call, email and text message. What with. They cannot afford it.

US troops 'to leave Iraq in three years'. Pity so many will be 'left behind'. Let's hope Iraq can look after itself.

John Prescott: 'Cherie Blair is a snob'. That's the only thing he called her that can be printed.

Al Qaeda No 2 in Iraq reported killed in Mosul. Scratch another one.

Woman brings ashes into court to prove son is dead. Some bureaucrats should not be in their jobs.