Light News...

4,000 'dead people' found on voter rolls in Houston...the Democrats only know how to cheat.

100,000 Polish workers say goodbye to Britain as jobs become harder to find. Sh*t! No more plumbers!!

Banks go begging for £40bn lifeline in the biggest nationalisation deal in history. Don't give them a penny.

Tribute to the town that cared: Armed forces put on parade to thank residents for honouring fallen heroes. Wootton Bassett deserves it.

Morgan Tsvangirai's MDC threatens to abandon Zimbabwe power deal. They didn't really expect Mugabe to give up power.

Scores die as Taliban suffer heaviest defeat for months. Sadly there are plenty more of them.

Golden Gate bridge in San Fransico gets safety net to deter suicides. Spoilsports.

Despite the defeatism, our campaign in Afghanistan is going well. Well said.