The first graduates of President Barack Obama's promised Civilian National Security Force took up their duty stations today. The newly designed PATRIOT system, which stands for Phased Asshole Thugocracy Radar to Intercept of Target, will be deployed to the outskirts of major American cities. Each tube of the highly mobile,hybrid-engined unit is occupied by a Social Justice Trooper, who can be deployed at a moments notice upon notice of heat signature emanating from a First Amendment barage.
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The recruiting drive for Drone Operators proved quite successful.
Cheers
JMH
US military, ever-ready, always on the alert!
"Where are the two that called in sick??"
The recruits begin to wonder if this new insertion technique would really work... 3,2,1,
The lads were happy to report back on the explosiveness of the Hot Sauce provided in their MOD 24 hr ration packs.
"Where are the two that called in sick?"
They were fired, of course.
*ducks and runs...*
"Sah! The not-so-smart weapons are locked-and-loaded SAH!"
The first graduates of President Barack Obama's promised Civilian National Security Force took up their duty stations today. The newly designed PATRIOT system, which stands for Phased Asshole Thugocracy Radar to Intercept of Target, will be deployed to the outskirts of major American cities. Each tube of the highly mobile,hybrid-engined unit is occupied by a Social Justice Trooper, who can be deployed at a moments notice upon notice of heat signature emanating from a First Amendment barage.
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