The Sunday Best....

Bill Clinton campaigning for … whom? Which ever gets Hillary into the White House in 2012. H/T DJ Elliott

Will Help for Heroes have to pay the VAT on yesterdays tickets sales? Oh I should think so. The Government hates the military and needs every penny it can get having totally f**ked our economy.

US strikes in Pakistan aimed at stopping the next Sept. 11 attack. After the Marriott yesterday the Pakistanis may become more interested in defeating terrorism.

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to state whether he recognises that England is a nation. I don't think we will be getting a reply.

Health chiefs axe 200 beds... then fork out £350,000 on 'stop smoking' advisers. Welcome to the farce that is the NHS.

Gordon Brown pledges free nursery places for two-year-olds. Is this for education or indoctrination? He really wants all the mothers back at work so they can earn money to pay all his taxes.

South Africa's president Thabo Mbeki agrees to step down. To late for the Zimbabweans who he has help repress for the last decade.

Commander John Lorimer remembers the night he helped blow up the Tirpitz. Bloody brave chap.

Radio 4's conker joke raises hackles in Norfolk. Actually the conker thing is from Norwich which is a socialist enclave and not 'part of Norfolk'.

MoD accused of covering up injuries to troops. If the MOD spent as much time looking after the troops as it does covering it own ass the British Army would be in a much better state.

Taxes will soar in credit crisis. A good excuse but not the real reason. Taxes are going up because Brown has thrown billions of pounds into the public sector with no regard for where it goes. He has bankrupted Britain and must be held to account.

Russia defies West over nuclear Iran. Russia is asking for a slap.

Somalia: Only guns can get aid past the pirates into the gates of Hell. Somalia is a lost cause.


the Clarkypoos bit

Hey, let’s live fast and die when ministers tell us to.

The New Volkswagen Scirocco