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Radical cleric Bakri's pole-dancer daughter. That's a different interpretation of a burqa!

Middle classes leading the flight as 250,000 quit London. Just what the countryside needs is thousands of bloody townies coming out and telling us how to do things.

Pardon Messieurs, but champagne was a BRITISH invention. That should take the fizz out of the frogs.

Personal records of thousands of RAF staff stolen from MoD. The MoD are a bloody liability.

Army chiefs 'will not send more soldiers to fight in Afghanistan'. Our guys need a bloody good rest. We need to increase the size of our forces to avoid overstretch.

Sales of £100m superyachts are soaring. The rich are always going to be buying toys.

Pakistan could defeat militants in months. Only if they want to, and I am not so sure they do.

Exploding custard truck sends driver running. Damn dangerous stuff custard.

Car bomb kills 17 in Damascus. Oh dear!

In the beginning, there was the car. James May's latest column.

Russia to build missile defence shield and renew nuclear deterrence. Tut tut.

The Russians Deploy to Somalia. The Russians seem to be 'deploying to a lot of places.