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Friday, 19 September 2008

Bank of Zimbabwe interested in purchasing Morgan Stanley














In a surprise move late last night, the governor of the Bank of Zimbabwe confirmed their interest in purchasing beleaguered bank, Morgan Stanley.
In confirming their bid, Mr Milton Ncoffee said that there were many synergies between the two institutions, not least the common investment strategies and business practices adopted by both over recent years. When questioned if the Bank of Zimbabwe had sufficient funds, Mr Ncoffee said that he was sure they had enough money and if not, they could always print some more.
A spokesman for Morgan Stanley said that they were cautiously optimistic that they could agree a deal.


H/T DML

1 comment:

tom said...

It was fun wiping me arse with a million dollar note for literal sh*ts and giggles. Maybe I won't have to go to Africa and use Zimdollars to do it soon and in larger denominations???

--"Wild West" Thomas