News....

Lashings of rain could put an end to summer as weathermen predict an August washout. No s**t.

Judge brands court worker an 'illiterate idiot' after spelling word wrong four times on charge sheet. An accurate description of the CPS.

Why puppetmaster Putin is more dangerous than ever. Well it is not as if we weren't warned....

Lee Clegg returns to frontline in Afghanistan. Good for him.

Al-Qa'eda's Abu Saeed al-Masri 'killed on Afghan border'. Scratch another one.

Giant inflatable turd escapes moorings and brings down electricity line. Nice to now silly season is alive and well.

George W Bush calls on Russia to 'reverse' as Georgians attacked in Abkhazia. Sadly bullies like Putin only understand force.

Uproar at plan to hold inquests in secret. Maybe Russia should invade Britain to restore our rights.

Georgian army flees in disarray as Russians advance. Parts of the media seem to be intent on cheering on the Russians.