The Sunday Best....

Lady Thatcher to be honoured with State funeral, but Palace fears there might not be enough troops to line streets of London. I think a lot of veterans will be only too glad to stand in. Expect the usual left wing trash to try and wreck it.

Brit Soldiers Sex Assault Probe. Just see how quickly the MOD cave into this and pay out more money. Every two bit lawyer knows that the quickest way to get rich is to sue the MOD.

The real truth about knife crime: Home Office claims it is stable but new figures show it up by 35 per cent in some areas. The Home Orifice is a bloody joke.

Shock tactics for knife carriers. Sorry but tea and biccies is not shock treatment! Chain gangs are.

Sudanese government backed Darfur attacks, says Janjaweed commander. And like Zimbabwe they are being protected at the UN by the Chinese among others so they can continue to murder, rape and maim at will.

Afghanistan: British troops face huge rise in Taliban bombs. We must be allowed to hit their camps in Pakistan.

The Great Biofuels Con. The Eco-nazis have caused this problem but don't expect them to take the blame.

New map reveals locations of unexploded World War Two bombs. So every loony with a metal detector will be out trying to find them.

Zimbabwe: Robert Mugabe's regime jubilant as Russia blocks sanctions. Plan B: Bomb the bastard.

Lust in space: Nasa must iron out the kinks in space sex if man is to settle on Mars. Any volunteers?

President George W Bush backs Israeli plan for strike on Iran. As do most sane people. Iran has left us with no choice.

Europe faces Russian nuclear missile threat. When did they stop pointing them at us?

Vive le franc: defiant village snubs the Euro. Tut tut. Brussels will not be amused at such disobedience. Let's hope it spreads.

The Clarkypoos bit....

Now we’re for it: we’ve stopped behaving badly. Couldn't agree more. We have become sanitised by the killjoys of the PC brigade. F**k em I say.

Mercedes SLR McLaren Roadster.