News....

The terrifying 4-inch key fob gun used to shoot clubber 'in row over girls'. WTF!

How long till Brown goes down? The knives are out for Gordon after poll disaster in Glasgow. Not long. The summer recess will only delay the inevitable.



Obama is greeted by a smiling Blair and Brown as he touches down in London. The Three Socialist Stooges.

I'm worth it: The town hall official who's paid more than the PM. No you are not darling.

Millions of profiles from DNA database passed to private firms. Nothing is safe with this government.

Iran president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad bans newspaper reporting rift in leadership. Too much to hope that they get into a big fight and take each other down.

Barrister who defended terror suspects appointed director of public prosecutions. As if our judicial system is not f**ked up enough. Now we get this numpty whose loyalties are questionable.

Eighty-eight-year-old war hero takes on burglar. Good man.

War veterans banned from flying flag over fears they may hurt themselves. How effing pathetic.

Ford Model T reaches 100. Great little car.

Radovan Karadzic is refusing food in prison, says family. Good. Let the bastard starve.

The world's 10 silliest sporting events. What no bog snorkleing.

'Sudanese planes bombed village as President undertook Darfur peace mission'. He will continue to kill people until someone 'stops' him.


and finally.

James May: Patience is a virtue