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Campaigner 'glues himself to PM'. He might have caught something.

General Sir Michael Rose: My drunken suppers with paranoid madman Radovan Karadzic. We should have shot the bastard when we had the chance. We continue to ignore history. Rapid dogs are put down yet Karadzic then, and Mugabe and Bashir now are 'allowed' to kill thousands with impugnity.

Today, MPs embark on 75 days of summer hold. Outrageous. No, a blessed relief. If only they'd take longer. They will still manage to screw things up in absentia.

Russia and Venezuela in deal to counter 'US aggression'. Putin is a power mad dictator in the classic Stalin mold. He will stir up sh*t anywhere he can.

Royal Marine who jumped on grenade awarded George Cross. Brave lad.

Local authorities launched 10,000 snooping operations last year. Who the hell do these assholes think they are? The Stasi.

Robert Mugabe wins, democracy loses in any Zimbabwe power-sharing deal. Just one little bomb it is all that is needed.

Saddam Hussein's Rolls Royce put up for sale in eBay. One not so careful owner!

All doctors face annual test of their competence. More inteference from the Government and another excuse to create 1000s of non-jobs.