News...

Unfair to farmers - who cares if you're an urban MP?. Badgers make very fine shaving brushes!

Firefighters rescue gerbil from blazing garage. Ahhhh....

SIX stabbed to death in just 24 hours as Blade Britain's knife epidemic spirals out of control. This is getting silly!

Army chief General Dannatt 'to go early after snub over promotion'. He will no doubt be replaced by some Labour loving REMF.

Police fury as bosses tell them to 'celebrate' gipsies. More dumbass PC nonsense. Gypos are theiving scum and should be treated as such.

Council uses terrorist snooping powers on 900 members of the public. Someone should snoop on the Councillors to see what they are getting up to.

Golf course stripped bare after bungling groundsman mistakes weed killer for water. Ooops...

Queen watches biggest RAF display for two decades. Hopefully it is on video somewhere.



Zimbabwe bit.....

West suffers historic defeat as China and Russia veto Zimbabwe sanctions. A good reason as any to quit the UN.

Zimbabwe: ‘Maybe I am pregnant or maybe I have HIV now. No one can help’. A victim of Mugabe’s thugs tells how she was repeatedly raped and forced to beat other women suspected of supporting the Opposition.

Zimbabwe: China justifies sanctions veto. They were bought off by Mugabe. Someone should ask them why need to have troops in Zimbabwe.



Article of the Day....

James May: Slow down while I cut the lemon.