News....

Bin Laden's son in web terror rant. Shoot the little f**ker.

Concorde jet lies rotting and abandoned on an old airfield in New York. A disgrace and an insult to a beautiful lady.

As summer washout worsens, we'll be lashed by a month's worth of rain today. Oh Jolly D. Nothing like a British Summer!!

Cameron goes on a moral crusade as polls put him on top: 'Britain has become too timid'. That's what happens when you let liberals make policy. Remove the Liberals from positions of power and restore law and order.

Argentina's military threat raises fears over Falklands. We may want to speed up the building of our new carriers. Also we meed to make it very plain to the Argies that any attempt to interfere with the Falklands will be met with extreme force.

Max Mosley 'spoke German to sound dominant' during sex sessions. Nazi Whoremonger. I don't like the NOTW but in this case I hope they win.

World's largest VC collection to go on show. A must see exhibit.

Gordon Brown shock tactics force a UN showdown on Robert Mugabe. It's only words and bits of paper. The only solution is going to be the forcible removal of Mugabe and his cronies.

Russia threatens military response to US missile defence deal. How is Russia's military these days?

Barack Obama heads to London for European tour. Someone tell him he is not welcome.