News....

Britain in recession 'within months' as bosses predict 550 jobs will be lost EVERY day. There goes the economy.

Bizarre sex life of F1 boss Max Mosley revealed to court as he insists: 'It's perfectly harmless and private'. He should have been booted out of his job.

Simon Mann 'only has himself to blame' for 34 year jail term says accused coup mastermind. The poor sod was betrayed.

This country to so pro-Muslim it is giving succour to the extremists who would destroy us. It is time to stand up and defend ourselves.

Church of England split warning after women bishop vote. So the bearded bastard and his liberal lackeys have finally wrecked the C of E.

'Russian state killed former spy Alexander Litvinenko'. Doh! Who else did they think did it.

Iraqi prime minister seeks timetable for American withdrawal. We are all seeking a timetable to withdraw, but only when Iraq can stand on it's own two feet.

Zimbabwe: Robert Mugabe thugs raid refugee camp. And so it goes on.

Toddlers who dislike spicy food 'racist'. Silly season is alive and well.

Iran: 'West tried to poison Ahmadinejad with X-ray machine at summit'. Just shoot the prick.

Teenager finds baby bat in her bra. It all happens in Norfolk.

Businessman who grabbed a thug for smashing a window is charged with assault. Only in Britain.

Daily Mail loses employee info. Tut tut. You can't trust the press with anything.

Plans to clear undergrowth from gay sex spot branded discriminatory. You couldn't make it up.

Most Obnoxious Tourists? The French of course!