MORNING SEX....

She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walked in; She turned and said, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'

His eyes lit up and he thought, ' This is my lucky day.'

Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; Right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' And returned to the stove.

More than a little puzzled, he asked, 'What was that all about?'

She explained, ........ 'The egg timer's broken.'

H/T Jeffrey Nihart