A Little Inspiration....

If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven’t completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

Plagiarism saves time.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

If at first you don’t succeed, try management.

A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

We waste time so you don’t have to.

Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!

Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.

Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.

H/T DML