Light News....

Bank of England warns: 'There's NOTHING we can do to stop the pain of prices soaring'. Well at least they are honest about it.

Council scraps speed cameras - because they are 'a blatant tax on the motorist'. More honesty. Somehow I don't think it will catch on amongst our political class.

How a motorist was fined for having a parking ticket... because the traffic warden could not tell the time. Which idiot hired him?

Gordon Brown and family to holiday in traditional English seaside resort of Southwold. Poor bloody Southwold.

Iran attack would have 'uncontrollable' effects, President Bashar al-Assad of Syria warns. Boy Assad is worried he might get hit on the way past.

US election: Barack Obama campaign attacks 'offensive' New Yorker cartoon. Poor little snookums!!! Liberals don't like it when people take the piss out of them. However they can lie, cheat and slander all they like. To quote Jonesy 'the don't like it up 'em.'

Russian oil supplies to Czech Republic cut after missile defence deal with US. More bullyboy bullshit form the Kremlin.

Sudan threat: we will turn Darfur into a graveyard. While the UN stands by as usual.