Light News....

Britain braces for total summer washout as thundery showers drench Wimbledon and Grand Prix. So nothing new there then!

As supermarket prices spiral Brown tells families: 'Stop wasting food'. As soon as you stop wasting money! Actually this stop waste has been around for a bit. There again Labour have no ideas so they have to 'borrow' other people's.

RAF bombs send world's biggest drugs haul up in smoke. Nice one Biggles!

Iran has resumed A-bomb project, says West. I wasn't aware they ever stopped. Iran will get a bomb because the West is run by a bunch of feckless fools. The UN must go as all it does is shield the dictatorships of the world.

Zimbabwe is infecting the region, Miliband says. So cut out the source of the disease.