News....

Hats banned from Yorkshire pubs over CCTV fears. Silly season is officially open.

Summer of discontent: Strikers threaten mountains of rubbish and chaos at airports. Here we go again. Labour are finished and the Unions know it.

Record cost of feeding your family - bread, cheese and eggs have never been so expensive. Grow your own is making a comeback and not before time.

Property market slumps by 40% in a year while fall in house prices in London is fastest in UK. Is there any good finantial news?

British 9/11 fears over private planes, Government terror adviser warns. Stating the bloody obvious.

Farmer's wife dies in diesel raid. This is going to become commonplace in the countryside especially as the Plod are non-existent.

Israel 'will attack Iran' before new US president sworn in, John Bolton predicts. Why wait?

Blackbirds dive-bombing Chicago residents. Bored pilots!!!

Nelson Mandela arrives in Britain for 90th birthday celebrations. Why? What's wrong with having a concert in South Africa?.

Network Rail forecasts overcrowded trains, longer journeys and no new lines. Beeching really f**ked our transport system.

Paddy Ashdown: Military intervention in Zimbabwe 'could be justified'. About time someone mentioned it.

MoD contingency plans for military action in Zimbabwe. What with, The Dagenham Girl Pipers! Defence cuts have left us desperately short of manpower.

Romance of Italian dining car gives way to demand for food to go. Pity. Travelling through Europe by train is fun and the dining car was a great pert of the experience.

YES! The ultimate Obama endorsement! 'Lil Kim has pitched in.