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Saturday, 14 June 2008

News...

Pumps start running dry: Motorists ignore 'don't panic' plea. What do you expect when someone says 'Don't Panic'.

One-legged war veteran saves mother and baby from thugs ... only to be arrested for carrying a truncheon. Next time don't call plod.

Farmer given fines for 'illegally parking' vintage tractor in London... but he hasn't visited the capital for 45 years. Some council employees need a lesson in common sense.

Taliban fighters escape in daring attack on Afghan prison. So in future don't take prisoners.

EU referendum: Brussels in disarray over Ireland's rejection of Lisbon Treaty. The EUnuchs will choose to disregard the result and continue with their power grab.

Supermarkets slash food prices by millions. And the farmers will get screwed.

Britain should get rid of the monarchy, says UN. The UN can go f**k themselves. We should pull out of it.

Owning a Porsche 911 is an excuse to drink more beer, says James May.

African leaders unite to denounce Mugabe’s violence. Only military force will shift Mugabe.

Al-Sadr forms elite wing to fight US forces. Time someone dropped something big on the little Shite.

and finally

Explorers find 1780 British warship in Lake Ontario.

3 comments:

richard mcenroe said...

An elite Sadrist "fighter":

"Rear. Sight. No, rear sight. No, the little fiddly bit on the back there, camel-breath..."

Electro-Kevin said...

Regarding the supermarket price cuts.

I've noticed posh 4x4s outside budget supermarket Lidls, the same at Aldi - also the allotments round our way are fully subscribed.

Tescos et al aren't being entirely altruistic, you know.

Anonymous said...

The UN !?! has the Balls to attack the British Monarchy? Time to get the Tower of London back to its primary mission.