A little humour...

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman:

Before marriage and after marriage.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Why were hurricanes usually named after women?

Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job.
'Look Miss,' said the foreman, 'have you any actual experience in picking lemons?'

'Well, as a matter if fact, yes!' she replied.? 'I've been divorced three times.'
-------------------------------------------------------------------
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.'

The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce you man and wife.'

H/T Chad