Light News...

Officials fell trees inscribed by US soldiers who fought for France. Bloody sacrilege.

Time to budge up: England has to squeeze in another 10 million people in the next 25 years. Oh no we don't. The drawbridge needs to be raised.

Bungling spy who left secret files on train faces the sack. He should have already been sacked.

RAF pilot refuses US order to trim moustache. Biggles 1 - REMF 0

Blunders created 'bombs' that killed sailors on nuclear submarine. The Royal Navy is suffering from neglect. It needs more ships and more money.

David Davis stuns Westminster with resignation over 42-day terror law. And Rupert Murdoch is sending his lapdog to spoil the party.

General Sir Richard Dannatt calls for 'aid army'. Twaddle. First we must get our armed forces into fully operational order.

Zimbabwe MDC opposition deputy faces death penalty for 'treason'. And we still do nothing.

Britain shamed as Iraqi interpreters are resettled in squalid tower blocks. Pretty much sums things up.

Drink to forget with Foreign Legion wine. I am guessing it will be 'robust'

Bush's America: 100% Al-Qaeda Free Since 2001. Another good piece from the lovely Annie.

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A Perfect Storm. Paine the Pamphleteer writes a good piece.