Push stick forward, and the houses get big. Pull the stick back and the houses get small. Keep pulling the stick back the houses get smaller, then big again.
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Congratulations! You have successfully launched your "Low Bidder Mark II" Jet Trainer.
Rule number 1: All takeoffs are optional. Are landings are Mandatory!
--- Your aircraft is equipped with state of the art anti-collision lights located on each wing tip, the nose and tail. It's your job to keep the aircraft inside of the anti-collision lights.
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Now what does this button do better read the manual!
If a total instrument failure occurs, see Page 65,paragraph 3, for instructions on how to fly manually
(Text from the manual...)
Push stick forward, and the houses get big. Pull the stick back and the houses get small. Keep pulling the stick back the houses get smaller, then big again.
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Congratulations! You have successfully launched your "Low Bidder Mark II" Jet Trainer.
Rule number 1: All takeoffs are optional. Are landings are Mandatory!
---
Your aircraft is equipped with state of the art anti-collision lights located on each wing tip, the nose and tail. It's your job to keep the aircraft inside of the anti-collision lights.
When you're above the traffic, you have lots of spare time.
Push stick forward, trees get bigger. Pull stick back, trees get smaller. Pull stick back too hard, trees get bigger.
Worked for me!
Unable to apply her mascara, the commuter resorted to reading the latest edition of Cosmopolitan while traffic was stacking up.
"Damn! This option package doesn't come with the 6-CD changer?!"
Man! Look at that Centerfold! I wish that I was in that F-14! Wooo!
Crap! I think we missed our exit.
Dang....What's that small print...
Better flip up this visor...
Lets see now...
Visors,
Chapter 8, line 38.
I think I should have turned right at Albuquerque.
Thought I'd wait for the 'others'...
"What did my Instructor tell me...'when you want to go up...PULL BACK.....when you want to go down...PULL ALL the way back !! ' "
AIM-120 for Dummies: Introduction...
Just another day at the office I guess.
One of these days some genius will install internet access in the cockpit and then we will get some interesting after the disaster reports.
Derek was happy he chose the worlds tallest out house-so he could read the farmers gazette in total peace,,,,
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