The Sunday Best.......

£15 million: What the DVLA has made selling your private details to car park spies and wheel clampers. So much for privacy. How much longer are the British going to put up with crap like this?

Police didn't have the money to catch burglars who beat me with a crowbar. We must have the right to bear arms to protect what is ours.

Just what has Blair delivered as £400,000-a-year Middle East envoy? SFA, but then what did they expect!

Boris in blitz on City Hall junkets to raise money for fight against crime. Now the MP's need to curb their expences too.

Why the police now have to ask teenage muggers: 'Do you eat chips?' Stalin was an amateur compared to the socialist pricks wrecking our country.

Wartime naval legend HMS Exeter found off Java. Good.

Police seize weapons including guns from schools. We are staring into an abyss up less something is done to restore law and order in this country.

Morgan Tsvangirai delays return. Mugabe is going to steal the election unless we stop him.

Russia accused of annexing the Arctic for oil reserves by Canada. The Canadians are going to need a bigger Navy! Being nice and friendly isn't going to work. Putin is a bully and the only way to stop him is to have a really big stick or better still a 'trident'.

MI5 linked to Max Mosley sex scandal. So what. Mosleys scrawny old nazi hide should still be nailed to the barn door.

Tony Blair’s expenses shredded. How convenient.























China orders vulnerable nuclear weapon plants to be on disaster alert. Yes I can see that 'accidentally' irradiating the Olympics venues could be a problem.

Fetch that crazy soldier, Fido. This could become a sport!!

All rise for Cherie Blair, Judge Dreadful. She is a f**king hag.

Waste mounts as £100 billion web of quangos duplicates work. Get rid of the lot of them. There isn't a single Quango that is of any use.

All guns blazing: return of Royal Tournament. Should never have got rid of it in the first place.

Mercedes-Benz SL 63 AMG. A little Clarkypoos to finish off.